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The reason some girls stay single, very funny
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The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
For the footy fans out there..
An email currently doing the rounds at work..
Some mildly amusing facebook updates from the premiership:??
Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in?
Gareth Barry likes this—————————— Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
——————————————————————— Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this
—————————————————————————- Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago ———————————————————————- Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football – Benjani likes this
————————————————————————- Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!! Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
—————————————————————————————- Sol Campbell poked James McFadden Graeme Le Saux likes this
——————————————————————————– Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ Ledley King has been tagged
————————————— Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
———————————————————————– Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
———————————————————————- Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 ?? Comment ?? Like Ben Foster Ditto z
—————————————— Joleon Lescott became a fan of money. Gareth Barry likes this
——————————- Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford – 1 hour ago
Mr. Ferguson Likes This.
——————————————————————– Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
——————————————————- Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
————————————————– Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G – 3 hours ago 3 comments -Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps -Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads -Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
——————————————————————– Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete. Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
————————————- Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q ———————————————————— Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
——————————————— Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou ——————————————————————————– David Moyes is skint Mark Hughes likes this
——————————— Didier Dropba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago Jens Lehmann went down holding his face ———————————- Rio Ferdinand feels like a t** after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Colonel Litman
Genius and very funny playing around with this from KFC. Effectively making the customer the star and leveraging their personal networks.
Make your own here.
Check out Unthink KFC also as to how a globally renowned brand is shaking things up a bit along with being engaging, forward thinking and social.
via Meat in a Roll
Tango With Added Tango
You’d have thought Tango may have noticed this before going in to production.. Or maybe it was intentional to get people like me putting up the picture because they thought it was amusing. Maybe i’m now just a pawn in their marketing efforts.
I should probably rename the title of the post Tango WIN then?
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